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1,980-Pound Pig May Have Been Biggest .

The pig, which was 8 feet 3 inches long,
is already the heaviest ever reported in China,

Iedereen weet natuurlijk wat een 'bug' kan doen
om over kakkerlakken maar te zwijgen...

A rat the size of a small cat cut the power
for 15,000 consumers in downtown Bodø.

Ooh! Oh! Looks...

Remarkable first impressions which fade fast.
‘Ooh, he’s good looking!
Oh, actually, now I look closer, eurgh!’

"There's so many people who can get divorced so easily
– we can't even get married to start with."

But under the Federal Marriage Act 1961, which prevents
brothers and sisters marrying, their relationship is taboo...

(They are brother and sister by adoption)

A STEROID-crazed bodybuilder knocked a man unconscious
outside a bar after a bouncer told him to "smack him".

-A psychologist's report showed Passakos had been in
several fights in the months before the Sandringham
attack.-