A 100-year-old former butcher
has been spared a prison sentence
for killing his wife after the judge accepted
his plea of diminished responsibility.

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aan een eindje touw...

(Despite losing the pig, Lange said he knew things
could have been even worse.)

"If I did not have rubber boots on
and I wasn't holding onto that pig,
I wouldn't be standing here.
I'd be dead," he added.
"The pig is a lifesaver. I've got the best pig
in the world, even though he's dead.
He served more of a purpose
than just a barbeque on Sunday, that's for sure."

Toen ik de kleur
Van haar jas zag
Wist ik
Dat het maandag was

Ik zou haar dan bellen
Omdat dat maandags moet
Het lukte niet
Vanwege geen beltegoed