Want stel dat je achternaam Pranke is.
(Prank is practical joker)
En je versiert je voortuin met Halloween versiersels...

Halloween tombstones offend neighbors
"Yeah, maybe it's inappropriate.
I think it's funny," said Heather Pranke,
who put up the display.
"We haven't done anything wrong.
There are no swear words. They are strictly names."

The tombstones have names that allude
to sexual organs or acts.
The names include: Mike Hunt, Ben Dover,
and Phil McCraken.

EYEWITNESS NEWS found some children
did understand the meaning.

"I like Hugh Jass the best,"
said AJ Knollmarer, 11 year-old.

Zo ver voor de kerst...

Call it a cry for peace, a test of faith
or a random act of nature.
A silver maple tree has attracted several dozen believers
who say they see the image of Jesus Christ
on the tree's trunk.

In een andere boom hangt vreemd fruit...

The apparent suicide of a woman
found hanging from a tree went unreported for hours
because passers-by thought the body was
a Halloween decoration...

The body, suspended about 15 feet above the ground,
could be easily seen from passing vehicles.

Kunst Met Kippfest!!!

Iets voor bij de koffie...