A Memphis woman was arrested and charged
with first-degree murder after she bludgeoned
her boyfriend to death with an iPod.

“She must have stabbed him 40 to 80 times
with that iPod.
His death was not instantaneous, that’s for sure”

She killed her boyfriend only after he accused her
of illegally downloading music and erased
about 2,000 of her MP3s...

A 75-year-old German was so shocked
he had accidentally run down his wife
he started forward and drove over her again.

( The woman was rushed to hospital and survived).

Spyware Researchers Discover ID Theft Ring

"We found the keylogger transcript files
that are being uploaded to the servers.
We're talking real spyware stuff…chat sessions,
usernames, passwords, bank account information,
full names, addresses."

(Als je denkt dat het een grap is...)

TV Host Robbed On Air
Viewers Called 911

Gary Spirito, host of the Shopping Mania Auction Show,
thought it was a prank.

When a man came in and demanded Spirito's car keys,
Spirito informed his audience that this was no joke...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Totem tattoo commemorates influential games.

"As the native people in the pacific northwest
(and other places) used totem poles to tell stories
and keep family chronologies, my design was intended
to tell a history of some of the important games
that influenced me and my family as i grew up.”

Sony patents 'real life Matrix'

The Japanese entertainment giant Sony has patented
an idea for transmitting data directly into the brain,
with the goal of enabling a person to see movies
and play video games in which they smell, taste
and perhaps even feel things...

Dr.D denkt dat de pr0nmarkt als eerste de technologie
zal omhelzen en knuffelen.
Met sommige spelletjes zou je anders ter plekke
(nieuwe) psychopaten creëren...

Dat iemand zich opeens Mario gaat noemen bijvoorbeeld...

Met:
A Million Monkeys
(Take 1 mp3)

En de site:
Persnoot:
onze eerste single is NU AL onze beste single tot nu toe.

Man forgets wife at gas station,

and only realized he had driven off without her
six hours later...

Talpa's weerman wordt paspop

De weerman van Talpa fungeert als een bewegende paspop.
De kleren uit de collectie die hij draagt, hangen
de volgende dag in de winkels.
En als er een broek van wordt verkocht,
krijgt Talpa een deel van de opbrengst.

Pelleboer was zijn tijd ver vooruit....