"After they had cut off the sexual organs,
they walked away with them.
They took the victims' blood in flasks."

(Many fighters believe that using the body parts of their
victims to make charms will make them more powerful...)

Wat doen de robotjes op Mars
tegenwoordig eigenlijk?
Het is zo stil...

DEAD COWS GIVEN TICKETS???

Authorities in Rutherford county deemed
the dead livestock as "unattended vehicles"
and issued them with the tickets.

BEER IS A CURE FOR CANCER

'The key to all this is to drink
good quality beer in moderation.

A follow-up study by the team calculated beer intake
reduced the tumour rate by 22 per cent.

Want waar is de header van GeenStijl???

Nope...

1,980-Pound Pig May Have Been Biggest .

The pig, which was 8 feet 3 inches long,
is already the heaviest ever reported in China,

Iedereen weet natuurlijk wat een 'bug' kan doen
om over kakkerlakken maar te zwijgen...

A rat the size of a small cat cut the power
for 15,000 consumers in downtown Bodø.

Ooh! Oh! Looks...

Remarkable first impressions which fade fast.
‘Ooh, he’s good looking!
Oh, actually, now I look closer, eurgh!’

"There's so many people who can get divorced so easily
– we can't even get married to start with."

But under the Federal Marriage Act 1961, which prevents
brothers and sisters marrying, their relationship is taboo...

(They are brother and sister by adoption)

A STEROID-crazed bodybuilder knocked a man unconscious
outside a bar after a bouncer told him to "smack him".

-A psychologist's report showed Passakos had been in
several fights in the months before the Sandringham
attack.-