The doctor rubbed sour cream in his hair,
poured sticky liqueur in his shoes,
spilled beer on his clothes and sat in a closet
smoking 40 cigarettes at once
in a bid to convince the military that
he wasn't fit mentally for service.

And just to be sure he looked and felt his worst,
he stayed awake for two days before his physical.

To recap here is how to dodge the draft:
1. Rub sour cream in hair.
2. Pour liquor in shoes.
3. Spill beer on clothes.
4. Smoke 40 cigs in closet.
5. Stay awake for several days.

Eh,eh Dr.D style !!!