He pikkemoos!
Of katte rotseh!
Om `t maar es in je eigen spraakgebrek
te zeggeh!
Pleurt dese goser gewoon s`n asiatiese ervaringen hiero!

-hi how a u ?
bks: never auw!
-i am a studen . i konw u
bks: make that de cat wise!
-i 'm from combodia. seim reap
bks: Zo joe have eaten de cat?
-i stay at home siem reap angkor
bks: Ai don`t care were joe eat de cat.
-and you ?
bks: Ai eat cats at hoom. Anders the neighbours maait recognise the cat.
-what a you doing now ?
bks: drinkin beer! of kors!
-sorry i poor language i 'm style study
bks: Do joe have a flat hed? Zo ai ken place my bier?
-have you ever thought to visit in cambodia ?
bks: No cause the airplanes kom down there as ripe appeltjes!
-hi
bks: Do joe fit in a soetcase?
- yes good for you ? wheredo you live ?
bks: not zo far. Wen ai open de window ai can sie cambodians!
- do you have cock?
bks: Wen jou sit on it joe will get a dikke throat!
- please send picrture
bks: As joe do it too!
- her it cums
bks: Sodeju! That is wat ai call a pussy!
Nou! Is dat hartstikke geinig! Of niet?