Are you skinny?
Is your face pale?
You often wear sunglasses and use sunburn protection cream?
You prefer candles to electric light?
Are you tolerant to temperature changes?
You look much younger than your age?
You have a deep, magnetizing look?
You are rarely ill, avoid medicines?
Do you judge smokers and drug users?
Do you like night-time loneliness?
Do you like raw meat?
You are not interested in sex much?
You like occult sciences?
You like dressing in black?

Vampirism is a rare but real disease.
Another name for it is pofiria.

It causes changes in the blood formula:
shortage of erythrocytes and iron...

"Dr.D Drinkt Bier,
De Vegetarische Vampier!!!"