How to Create a WIA
- Worthless Intelligence Agency-

Translated from bureaucrat-speak, this directive says,
"You now work for the Republican Party.
The intelligence you produce must first
and foremost protect the President
from being held accountable for the delusions
he has concerning Iraq, Osama bin Laden,
preventive war, torturing captives,
democracy growing from the barrel of a gun,
and the 'war on terror.'"